<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post7605775503272144844..comments</id><updated>2008-05-12T09:13:19.189-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Pants, pants, PANTS!: Death by Girl Parts</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/feeds/7605775503272144844/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html'/><author><name>Miss Pants</name><email>madrulian@gmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-6305922137904302245</id><published>2008-05-12T09:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T09:13:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Question. How many freaking times do we have to be...</title><content type='html'>Question. How many freaking times do we have to be geared up for babies? I mean, what's the maximum we can have, like... twenty? Why then, female parts, do you try to kill us Every Damn Month?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;(I am so commiserating here.)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/6305922137904302245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/6305922137904302245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210605180000#c6305922137904302245' title=''/><author><name>Thérèse</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05925229457609377645</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-3739063560882173133</id><published>2008-05-09T09:10:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-09T09:10:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Your ovaries are Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, ...</title><content type='html'>Your ovaries are Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, aren't they?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/3739063560882173133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/3739063560882173133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210345800000#c3739063560882173133' title=''/><author><name>yournamehere</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13364015203304429528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-6185205236934471633</id><published>2008-05-08T15:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T15:01:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, I'm sorry! I think that they are just getting ...</title><content type='html'>Oh, I'm sorry! &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I think that they are just getting you ready to be doused in the magic glitter that IS Goldfrapp. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;...sometimes, just before the record starts one has some internal bleeding that is all together unpleasant. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Hope you're feeling better.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Little Bagel is glad I had her girlie parts removed. ...I think. Tho, she seemed completely confused when a dog tried to mount her in the park the other day. However, I feel the same way when that happens to me --- and I've no (and have never had) girlie parts. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;hmmmmmmm....</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/6185205236934471633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/6185205236934471633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210280460000#c6185205236934471633' title=''/><author><name>matty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13792716037555018912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-4470991673025173292</id><published>2008-05-08T09:26:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T09:26:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>That's your ovaries saying, "if you think this is ...</title><content type='html'>That's your ovaries saying, "if you think this is bad, wait until you see pregnancy!"</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/4470991673025173292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/4470991673025173292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210260360000#c4470991673025173292' title=''/><author><name>Noelle</name><uri>http://dailytannenbaum.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7622181908831023013</id><published>2008-05-08T05:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T05:55:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Haha! That's too funny! If my mom ever said that I...</title><content type='html'>Haha! That's too funny! If my mom ever said that I would probably be sick! I am glad that she doesn't generally discuss things like that with me or my sister.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/7622181908831023013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/7622181908831023013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210247700000#c7622181908831023013' title=''/><author><name>Rachel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09461830604980230924</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-3627380795585087867</id><published>2008-05-08T00:12:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T00:12:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>20 weeks off work?  Hah, like having a child is a ...</title><content type='html'>20 weeks off work?  Hah, like having a child is a break.  Some guys have so much to fucking learn about being a parent.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/3627380795585087867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/3627380795585087867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210227120000#c3627380795585087867' title=''/><author><name>egan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-4229066180933243999</id><published>2008-05-07T23:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T23:37:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>4 weeks, that is.  Sheesh.</title><content type='html'>4 weeks, that is.  Sheesh.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/4229066180933243999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/4229066180933243999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210225020000#c4229066180933243999' title=''/><author><name>lostinutah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06973250212255592240</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-4801716013907352981</id><published>2008-05-07T23:36:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T23:36:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Actually, the first 8 months of being pregnant wer...</title><content type='html'>Actually, the first 8 months of being pregnant were far better than having a period.  The last 4 and resulting c-sections, however, kind of sucked.  But my boys were worth it!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/4801716013907352981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/4801716013907352981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210224960000#c4801716013907352981' title=''/><author><name>lostinutah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06973250212255592240</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-820014590592392317</id><published>2008-05-07T23:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T23:07:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Give me a period a MILLION times over being pregna...</title><content type='html'>Give me a period a MILLION times over being pregnant.  Gah.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/820014590592392317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/820014590592392317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210223220000#c820014590592392317' title=''/><author><name>Loralee Choate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16055102094371755499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7731674050719484273</id><published>2008-05-07T21:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T21:41:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I was talking to my favorite work lady today about...</title><content type='html'>I was talking to my favorite work lady today about how being a girl is ridiculously stupid and that I will pick a fight with any feminist type who wants to tell me that God is a woman. (Like because if God was a woman she would have been like "Let's make girl stuff not be super fucked up/complicated/painful" ...and um also... she probably would have made men as a gender just a little bit smarter.)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/7731674050719484273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/7731674050719484273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210218060000#c7731674050719484273' title=''/><author><name>rockandcookies</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00874440749375896292</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-8072448631495726655</id><published>2008-05-07T18:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T18:37:00.000-06:00</updated><title type='text'>But would it be gross if you could get 20 weeks of...</title><content type='html'>But would it be gross if you could get 20 weeks off work? :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/8072448631495726655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/7605775503272144844/comments/default/8072448631495726655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html?showComment=1210207020000#c8072448631495726655' title=''/><author><name>punchlinewalking</name><uri>www.punchlinewalking.wordpress.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://melliferouspants.blogspot.com/2008/05/death-by-girl-parts.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12806618.post-7605775503272144844' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12806618/posts/default/7605775503272144844' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>