"Those who write on shithouse walls,
Roll their shit in little balls,
And those who read those shithouse wits,
Eat them little balls of shit."
"Spider spider on the wall,
Ain't you got no sense at all,
Can't you see the walls been plastered,
Get off the wall you dirty...spider."
"Yeah, I saw your Golden Girl necklace. I had a picture of them in the bathroom as a kid. My parents were always harassing me when I was in the bathroom with those sexy ladies and I'd be all, 'I'll be out in a minute MOM! I'm brushing my hair!'"
"God dammit! The next bitch that calls bingo is getting punched in the babymaker!"
"My fart just sounded like a firecracker!"
Steph and Liza made fun of me when I excitedly ordered my "Waffle of Fortune!" But damn it was good!
I may not have been fortunate in bingo but I was fortunate on the slot machines...I won back all the money I'd spent on bingo and slots. It paid for my night and a little bit more. That's good enough for me!
7 comments:
I cannot adequately express to you how JEALOUS I am right now!
Woo hoo for winning $50! That waffle looks darn good. Zanny and I went to a jeans sample sale today and both of us left empty handed. We were proud of ourselves for having enough sense not to buy something just to buy something. Oh and yesterday I saw the Real OC housewife Lori. Yikes, all that botox and collagen is scary up close!
Wow! So funny what people will say! And congrats on winning back the money and paying for your night. It definitely makes for an even better night when that happens!
I used to go to Wendover a lot with my friend who had a gambling addiction. My job was to let him gamble just enough to where he didn't lose his shirt. We had fun times.
Well, you can't say it wasn't interesting eh?!??!
...I also find men in recovery REALLY hot! ...especially when his teeth are rotting and starting to fall out due to his time on the Big H!
There have been serious discussions in my house about moving to Mesquite. Sadly, now after living in Utah, it seems normal. Scary, huh?
At least it doesn't snow there and after this winter that sounds VERY appealing.
i have been trying to think of a way to tie in sausage with bingo forever! you did it!
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