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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother’s Day Pedicure for My Sister

“It’s not coming off.”

“You can’t ignore your feet and expect to buff off cracks all at once.”

“Yes I can.”

“No you can’t. It doesn’t work that way. You’re getting older. You gotta take care of your feet.”

“I don’t wanna get old like you.”

6 comments:

Rachel said...

Haha! This is great!

Sizzle said...

My mom has really bad, cracked feet. I could say the same thing to her! ;)

ginonymous said...

I can't believe I ever got vain about this, but check it: When I have to wear fancy backless shoes (like at the wedding I'm Maid of Honor at), I feel compelled to start scrubbing and buffing my feet a week early so that my heels won't look like Tyra Banks' heels..

It unbelievable, getting older.

rockandcookies said...

What I want to know is why the crackly gross parts seem to come so easily, all by themselves, and are so damned hard to get rid of.

matty said...

My feet have become a walking study in the disgusting. Ugh!

So, it goes!

Hey, thank you for the note!

Sebastien Tellier rocks!!!!

Logophile said...

OK, my mom had the grossest, groddiest, gnarliest, freaky cracks and (shudder) I am a total pumice addict. I WEAR those suckers down to nothing! I refuse to have crack, bleck. I am single handedly supporting the pumice and body butter industries, and even though I run around barefoot as much as possible I don't have freaky foot BUT, you should totally have overtrimmed her cuticles and stuff for sassing you like that.