Me: "Mom, I think you should know that Mister Jackles is a very naughty cat. He ate all of the Halloween candy."
Mom: "Is that so?"
Me: "Yup. He continued to binge on it, even after you attempted to "hide" it in that sorry excuse for a hiding spot, right above where the candy was previously located."
Mom: "Do we need to buy more candy?"
Me: "Only if you want candy for trick-or-treaters."
Mom: (giggles)
Me: "Does this mean you're going to euthanize Mister Jackles?"
Mom: "Stop it! We don't make those kinds of jokes in this house."
Me: "You should. Your cat's a freaking pig."
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13 comments:
I would like to see the size of this cat.
Hmmmm......me thinks Mister Jackles is covering for his mistress.
Ha .. I have to agree with curly glamour girlie!
I am sure Mr Jackles was simply testing the candy to make sure it was fit for human consumption
When I picture Mr. Jackles, his face looks like Jack Nicholson. I've seen pix of Mr. Jackles (evidence of his love for toys with strings), so I know it's just my imagination.
This is a great conversation. It did happen right? I love your wit young lady.
Wow! ...there is still a place in the US where kids actually can still trick or treat!
Utah!
...can they eat the candy without worry?
if one fails to give out candy will the children actually trick the person?
...and by that I mean play a prac. joke -- not sex for money like in SF.
Übermilf,
Stay tuned! I plan to post a picture of my niece riding him. (Yes, I'm serious.)
Curly Glamour Girlie,
Perhaps, but he really is a big fucking cat! :-)
Airam,
Maybe...
Becca,
Exactly!
Sofi,
That's funny because I'm picture him as a villain and Jack Nicholson plays a good villain. OK, maybe not so funny.
egan,
Thank you, Edog. And yes, the conversation did really happen.
matty,
I know! People allow their elementary school aged children to walk home from school unaccompanied! It's like fucking outer space here.
Cupboards that close keep candy out of pets' reach. Tell your mom for next time. Also apparently putting candy behind closed doors makes Aimees forget they even bought any... All of the candy sat untouched for more than a week because I am a scatterbrained flake. Good thing Jon got hungry yesterday and asked where I had put it.
I'm glad this did happen. Why are you single?
You are hilarious, pants. Love it.
I wish MY cats would eat some of the extra candy...
Matty - We trick or treat right here in Houston & more or less without worry...or at least I worry more about someone getting hit by a car than I do poisoned candy. :-0
Muahah
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